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Story of my life

You can just simply lay there in a daze wondering about the things that may occur in someone else’s life or…maybe not. Some people find that creepy.
But those that do, ponder.
“What might he/she be doing today?”
Or for a typical female, “I wonder if he has thought about me today.”
He/she may lead you to think that you may become an item at some point, but then as the days progress they just leave you in their dust. Wounded and left for the utter silence of your ascending depression.
So what now? Do you wonder if he/she stills thinks of you? It’s doubtful. Do you think he/she will text you? Don’t count on it.
He/she may even like someone else, and that someone, isn’t you.

clevercait:

If you want me around just as a friend, don’t flirt with me. Friends don’t flirt. Otherwise, there will be consequences.

Hey, I posted this about someone we all know…

If you want me around just as a friend, don’t flirt with me. Friends don’t flirt. Otherwise, there will be consequences.

18 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #315

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1. Never base your life decisions on advice from people who don’t have to deal with the results of your decisions.

2. 90% of what’s stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don’t lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on, & enjoy your life!

3. In many cases, relationships should have a second chance. The exception is cheating. Never take someone back who cheats.

4. Think of being with someone you like/love the moment before you get your picture taken - perfect natural smiles everytime.

5. If you missed the lunar eclipse last week, there will be more on October 8th, 2014; April 4, 2015; and September 27, 2015

6. Spend your free time the way you like, not the way you think you’re supposed to.

7. When dealing with mean and overly critical people, no reaction is the best reaction as it makes them look like a fool.

8. Always order Papa John’s online. The code “25OFF” works every time for 25% off your order

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The raisin part…the feels.

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I LOVE NUTELLA. NUTELLA IS MY LIFE.

Nutella ultrafacts. Life is good.

This hurts.

The most excitement I get these days is from checking my email.
/palm

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This is getting ridiculous…

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This is getting ridiculous…